The Survivors

Once upon a time, in the year 2020, there were a few lone survivors left known as "The Village". The Lagbeast had ruled the world for many, many years, and killed almost all of the Kongregate population's internet. These chosen few fought back and brought up an army to fight this monstrosity. For years they fought it, installing better internet all over the world, and upgrading servers all over the world. Slowly they destroyed this threat to humanity piece by piece, Reviving room by room, until they were stunned by discovering that it was remaining in the year 2029.

"What could be the problem?! The engineers said if we upgraded everyone to full speed internet this beast would be killed forever!" Commander McCoyEVP said. "That's what we thought! We must find the problem!" MeMe44 the warlord says to McCoyEVP. "Aha!" cries out captain Snoddy, "I may have found the problem, a troll population in AAA have been helping this beast. I have sliced these trolls to pieces, In fact you're eating them for lunch today!".
Just then RemoWilliams staggers up to Commander McCoyEVP with a report of the days lag, "Sir! *hic* We cannot figure this out, It's still lagging!*hic*". So McCoyEVP, MeMe44, and Snoddy take a trip to see VanillaDreaming. "Yes..I have found the problem!" Says VanillaDreaming looking up from a wall she used faerie powers to turn into a television. "See there? It's a single slow internet I have pinpointed to the village. Find this source, And save us all."
They continue to search, until one day.. "Sir!!!Sir!!!!!!!!" Snoddy yells out to McCoyEVP. "Yes?" He replies. "MeMe44 and I have found the problem!" He says, "The lagbeast is growing because of this last remaining person with 56k dial up internet.."McCoyEVP Shudders at the sound of the words 56k dial up. "Who is it?" He replies. "It..It's Bdog2509. We visited him in his cave...And he refuses to switch!!!!". They all stand there with a look on their face that can only be described as " :O ".
The end.