Another Great Story

Pillaging The Village
by arthe


Meme, arthe and Vlad were chilling out in the Village telling stories when a strange figure appears in the distance. The group decides he is no threat and tell more stories. In a few minutes, the figure was standing in front of them. He yelled "Give me all of your money GHJGHJGJD!" towards Meme. She replied, "I have no money, but you can have this candy bar." The robber took the candy bar and redirected the same question to arthe. arthe replied "I have no money,but you can have this pillow...made of pickles!!!". The robber took the pillow then redirected the question yet again to Vlad who simply replied with a hard kick to the leg with a pair of steel tipped boots. The robber hobbled back to his own chatroom where he found an accomplice to his evil deeds to rob the village. They came back a few minutes later. Vlad suggested the Banhammer to which Meme shook her head. "I have a peaceful way of settling this." Meme, arthe and Vlad put their heads together and thought of a plan. Meme meekly replied to the robbers " Alas sir, we have no money but here take this bag of *cough* explosive *cough* candy." The robbers greedily took the bag of explosives. The next morning Meme, arthe and Vlad set out to find the greedy robbers. They found them in an alley huddled in a corner with a torn up bag and looks of regret. Meme pondered what to do, she took out her new Ban-o-matic which quickly vaporized the robbers from the Village and kongregate. Then Vlad suggested we mute them so as to prevent problems of them coming back. (What are the chances?) The End!

Hello Villagers.............

We are debuting a new feature " Story Time". Some of our residents are very talented and are presenting some of their work for you to enjoy!

Today our story is by VladTheEater

A Special Feature: Story Time

Once upon a time, there was a Meme.
She had just awoken and after eating a healthy, balanced breakfast she began to polish her Banhammer in case it was needed later in the day. It is said that those struck by the Banhammer aren't seen for days, weeks, or ever again! Now, she began her daily patrol to ensure peace in The Village when she noticed something peculiar! Off in the distance, barely visible against the hot sun in the sky, a figure began to approach. It was none other than Robot Dracula, immune to the harmful rays of the sun like normal Dracula! You see, Robot Dracula has built-in Sun-Deflectotron Nanotrons! And even though he didn't need them, he happened to be wearing bermuda shorts.Anyhow, he flies down from the sky and begins wreaking havoc on the poor Village. Now, this was not the first time Meme had clashed with Robot Dracula. She had thwarted him many times in the past. But this time, he had a secret weapon! He had spent the last year in isolation, secretly building a RoboMeMe44! RoboMeMe44 began her sudden and brutal attack. Yelling in all caps and spamming the channel with nonsense!
"GSDVGVSDGSDSF""FSHBFH SFGH" Only a hundred thousand times worse!
Well, Meme couldn't stand for this. She immediately began to protect The Village. She charged in at incredible speeds and swung her mystic Banhammer at RoboMeMe44 with such force that there would surely be nothing left! However, Robot Dracula had been prepared and RoboMeMe44 was equipped with something special: Banhammer Reversomatic Exoskeletal Resonators! So as Meme struck out, her mighty blow was reflected, knocking her backwards but still unharmed. Setting aside her Banhammer, Meme began to channel an ancient and secret spell. Stones began to rise from the ground, such was the power of this spell. And with a cry echoing through the heavens, her spell was unleashed! "SUMMON ADMIN!" Well, moments later, RoboMeMe44 was vaporized, leaving not a single bolt or screw behind! Meme glared at Robot Dracula."It's just you and me now..."Robot Dracula replied "G'BLEH!"Robot Dracula charged Meme before she could brace herself and knocked her flying back. Robot Dracula took the opportunity to charge Meme once again, this time planning on getting the deathblow! However, fortunate for Meme, she had been knocked back to where her mystical Banhammer lay! Picking up the Banhammer, Meme instantly struck out, colliding with Robot Dracula right as he was about to strike! Robot Dracula shattered into millions of pieces from the impact. The Village was safe... but for how long? Meme knew that Robot Dracula could reform but it would take time. Meme would be prepared for that day. Robot Dracula would never take The Village so long as she drew breath! THE END