A Special Feature: Story Time

Once upon a time, there was a Meme.
She had just awoken and after eating a healthy, balanced breakfast she began to polish her Banhammer in case it was needed later in the day. It is said that those struck by the Banhammer aren't seen for days, weeks, or ever again! Now, she began her daily patrol to ensure peace in The Village when she noticed something peculiar! Off in the distance, barely visible against the hot sun in the sky, a figure began to approach. It was none other than Robot Dracula, immune to the harmful rays of the sun like normal Dracula! You see, Robot Dracula has built-in Sun-Deflectotron Nanotrons! And even though he didn't need them, he happened to be wearing bermuda shorts.Anyhow, he flies down from the sky and begins wreaking havoc on the poor Village. Now, this was not the first time Meme had clashed with Robot Dracula. She had thwarted him many times in the past. But this time, he had a secret weapon! He had spent the last year in isolation, secretly building a RoboMeMe44! RoboMeMe44 began her sudden and brutal attack. Yelling in all caps and spamming the channel with nonsense!
"GSDVGVSDGSDSF""FSHBFH SFGH" Only a hundred thousand times worse!
Well, Meme couldn't stand for this. She immediately began to protect The Village. She charged in at incredible speeds and swung her mystic Banhammer at RoboMeMe44 with such force that there would surely be nothing left! However, Robot Dracula had been prepared and RoboMeMe44 was equipped with something special: Banhammer Reversomatic Exoskeletal Resonators! So as Meme struck out, her mighty blow was reflected, knocking her backwards but still unharmed. Setting aside her Banhammer, Meme began to channel an ancient and secret spell. Stones began to rise from the ground, such was the power of this spell. And with a cry echoing through the heavens, her spell was unleashed! "SUMMON ADMIN!" Well, moments later, RoboMeMe44 was vaporized, leaving not a single bolt or screw behind! Meme glared at Robot Dracula."It's just you and me now..."Robot Dracula replied "G'BLEH!"Robot Dracula charged Meme before she could brace herself and knocked her flying back. Robot Dracula took the opportunity to charge Meme once again, this time planning on getting the deathblow! However, fortunate for Meme, she had been knocked back to where her mystical Banhammer lay! Picking up the Banhammer, Meme instantly struck out, colliding with Robot Dracula right as he was about to strike! Robot Dracula shattered into millions of pieces from the impact. The Village was safe... but for how long? Meme knew that Robot Dracula could reform but it would take time. Meme would be prepared for that day. Robot Dracula would never take The Village so long as she drew breath! THE END