Another Great Story

Pillaging The Village
by arthe


Meme, arthe and Vlad were chilling out in the Village telling stories when a strange figure appears in the distance. The group decides he is no threat and tell more stories. In a few minutes, the figure was standing in front of them. He yelled "Give me all of your money GHJGHJGJD!" towards Meme. She replied, "I have no money, but you can have this candy bar." The robber took the candy bar and redirected the same question to arthe. arthe replied "I have no money,but you can have this pillow...made of pickles!!!". The robber took the pillow then redirected the question yet again to Vlad who simply replied with a hard kick to the leg with a pair of steel tipped boots. The robber hobbled back to his own chatroom where he found an accomplice to his evil deeds to rob the village. They came back a few minutes later. Vlad suggested the Banhammer to which Meme shook her head. "I have a peaceful way of settling this." Meme, arthe and Vlad put their heads together and thought of a plan. Meme meekly replied to the robbers " Alas sir, we have no money but here take this bag of *cough* explosive *cough* candy." The robbers greedily took the bag of explosives. The next morning Meme, arthe and Vlad set out to find the greedy robbers. They found them in an alley huddled in a corner with a torn up bag and looks of regret. Meme pondered what to do, she took out her new Ban-o-matic which quickly vaporized the robbers from the Village and kongregate. Then Vlad suggested we mute them so as to prevent problems of them coming back. (What are the chances?) The End!